A Man Who Smelled Like Beer & Had Lipstick All Over His Face Sat Next To A Priest. Their Conversation Is Hysterical.

A Man Who Smelled Like Beer & Had Lipstick All Over His Face Sat Next To A Priest. Their Conversation Is Hysterical.

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A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a bus seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.

He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, “Say, Father, what causes arthritis?”

“My Son, it’s caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man.”

“Well, I’ll be damned,” the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.

“I’m very sorry. I didn’t mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?”

“I don’t have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.”


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