If Dogs Had Their Own 9-1-1 For Emergencies.

If Dogs Had Their Own 9-1-1 For Emergencies.

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This article is based on the AskReddit question “If dogs had a 911 hotline, what dog-’emergencies’ would they call it for?”

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1/22. “MY HUMAN DOESN’T POOP but he collects my poop in a bag! Help him please! I can’t poop enough for us both! I am worried”

-KlaymondreMcCurrant

2/22. Dog: hello – I’d like to report missing humans.

Doggy 911: how long have they been missing?

Dog: somewhere between 5 minutes and 2 years, I don’t really know, I have no sense of time.

Doggy 911: ok sir, what you’ll need to do is run around and panic and bark, then continually scratch at the door until you’ve created a hole for you to escape your inevitable death and find your humans.

Dog: got it thanks!

-ledbetter7754

3/22. “Help! There’s someone in the house and they keep doing the exact same things I’m doing, but reversed! They also look just like me!”

-TheBreastIncarnate

4/22. “SOMEBODY PARKED MY NEIGHBOR’S CAR AT MY NEIGHBOR’S HOUSE!!!!!!!! AND NOW THEY’RE GOING INTO MY NEIGHBOR’S HOUSE!!!!!!”

-TooGoodForSauce

5/22. 911: “What’s your emergency?”

Dog: “I’ve been abandoned. I can’t leave the building to get help.”

911: ” Okay, just relax. How long have you been left alone?”

Dog: “Since the dawn of time.”

911: “Do you have enough food and water to survive until the dog-police arrive?”

Dog: “My food dish is full and the drinking fountain is working perfectly.”

911: “So no food or water at all?”

Dog: “Literally nothing.”

-FlexGunship


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