'I Couldn't Remember My Own Name.' Pregnant Women Share Their Most Hilariously Dumb Pregnancy Brain Moments

‘I Couldn’t Remember My Own Name.’ Pregnant Women Share Their Most Hilariously Dumb Pregnancy Brain Moments

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7. I tried to text my cat and tell him I missed him. I started crying when Crookshanks wasn’t in my contact list.

—Lynsey Van Nevel, Facebook

8. I asked my sister how much a $50 gift card would cost to buy.

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9. I never told anyone in my family I did it. I cut a piece of cheddar off a block, then put the cheese in the drawer I’d gotten the knife from, the knife in the cheese drawer in the fridge, and my plate of cheese and crackers in the sink. I walked out of the kitchen and sat down on the couch, totally forgetting why I’d even gotten up.

—Erin Hicks, Facebook

10. I left the TV remote in the freezer…twice. Lost it for days at each time.

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11. I was filling out pre-admittance forms for the hospital and completely forgot how old I was. I couldn’t remember the year I was born or anything. Fortunately, my doctor’s office happened to call and I asked the nurse my age.

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12. I went to the toilet, tried to flush it by flicking the light switch on and off, then complained when it wouldn’t flush. I was there for a good five minutes.

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13. I completely forgot the word ‘nose’ and proceeded to say (Continued)


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